Celebooty

When women shop for underwears, we do not want:

• visible panty lines (VPL)
• muffin top
• uni-butt
• wedgies

I recently wrote an undie review that had me questioning how exactly one writes an undie review without getting too personal, and I seemed to have settled on talking about the universal problem of wedgies, which that particular pair of undies eliminated, so I was happy. Indeed there were no wedgies, but as time went on I came to see that the MeUndies did not quite cover the other issues. Blame my love of cookies, wine, and sourdough bread, but there was slight muffin top. And definite VPL. And maybe a hint of uni-butt.

I don’t do heavy squats and weighted lunges for nothing, people. This (faux) celebooty needs to look good in clothes. Enter my ever-faithful standby, that high-school-era oldie-but-goodie aerie (of american eagle fame). Behold! They have a new panty.

<— It is called the Vintage Lace Girly Short and it has a higher rise to eliminate muffin top, lower butt cut to eliminate VPL, and ruching on the booty to maintain that separation, preventing uni-butt.

Celebooty sans wedgie, VPL, muffin top, and uni-butt. And they’re sexy to boot(y). Sorry, couldn’t resist.

My likes and favorites change (like when I found out the buffalo chicken sandwich at Justice Snow’s in Aspen might be better than the revered burger), but right now I can certifiably say these are the best all-around undies.

Unfortunately, I only ordered one pair, so I will have to head back for more. $12.50/ea or 7 for $26.50 (making buying 7 a no brainer, right?)