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Baby’s First Stitches

Avoid distracted commuting. (See more at dailyhap.com) I learned a lot of things on Sunday. I crashed my bike into a parked car (in the bike lane, to be fair) while trying to grab crumbles of homemade protein bar out of the above plastic baggy. The car suffered only a broken taillight. I suffered only a deep…

Everyone is Obsessed with Onesies

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The internets have spoken. This is what they’ve chosen. I got to pick any onesie from OnePiece.com, and I let my fb friends decide (check that madness out below). Nearly as soon as I had ordered it from OnePiece.com, my onesie arrived in the mail. It’s too effing hot to wear even a lightweight onesie in…

The Alphabet of Celebrity

If you are my celebrity, and I am a faux celeb … here’s our alphabet: A A-List. Duh. B Besties. Everyone has to have one celeb bestie. Preferably a slightly-less-hot-than-you stylist. C Celebrity. Urban dictionary def: the reason why we have poor people. All they do is act\sing\get naked\some other thing that we don’t need and they…

Gold Shoes

Spoiler: You should get some. I have a pair of rose gold Sperrys, pictured, that I wear all the time (they are one of three pair of Sperrys in regular rotation, but I digress). I consider them beat up at this point and even occasionally call them my old man shoes because they have custom orthotics…

Beach Christmas!

Living in sunny SoCal has really hampered my ability to kill my own Christmas tree this year. I’m super excited about what I did find though: Living Christmas Tree, a tree rental company! They drop ‘er off and pick ‘er back up, all you gotta do is keep ‘er alive (um, easier said than done,…

Straight From a Fella’s Mouth: Love/Sex

The sporadic series that cannot be planned: Straight From a Fella’s Mouth, where we reprint here some amazing gems of … wisdom/stupidity/hilarity straight from a fella’s mouth. The fella will remain anonymous, but all of female-kind will benefit. This compilation of gems was gathered from some dude friends over the past couple of months. Some times…