Straight From a Fella’s Mouth: Yoga Pants

Introducing a new sporadic series that cannot be planned (think: Compliment or Insult), entitled Straight From a Fella’s Mouth, where we reprint here some amazing gems of … wisdom/stupidity/hilarity straight from a fella’s mouth. The fella will remain anonymous, but all of female-kind will benefit. Male-kind, you will learn what not to say …

On Yoga Pants:

“I’ve heard a bunch of guys raving about yoga pants recently. Like they just discovered them …

Yoga pants are not what they’re cut out to be. Yeah, they make everyone’s butt look good.

But then you don’t really know what you’re working with under there. 

You just don’t know what you’re getting.

I’m over yoga pants.”

Maybe everyone wears short-shorts instead?