Friend: “How do you know all these random days?!”
Me: “It’s my job?”
And people send me press releases.
But who cares how I know when the day in question is National Drink Wine Day?! You can stop reading here, pour yourself a glass of wine, and go on your merry way.
If you want to think more about wine, check out the app my mom got me using (read that sentence again …): Vivino. It’s super easy—you’re at a random store picking bottles by labels so you snap a pic within the app and it returns average prices and customer review ratings. Keep in mind that these are user-submitted reviews and everyone has different palates, but it’s still a jumping off point (one of my mom’s friends won’t drink anything less than a 3.8 … but my mom’s current under-$20 fave wine ((the California Square Cab from Paso Robles)) is a 3.7)
Also true:
I buy coffee cups in bulk at Costco so that I may stroll the streets of Huntington Beach in peace with my winecoffee. Totes incognito.