The Texans are 100% my NFL football team, but lost in the first round of the playoffs (playoffs! made it, suckas!) My #2 team is the Denver Broncos, on account of my Colorado time, and friends who love the donkeys. So we know who I’m rooting for on Saturday. Here’s what I would be wearing if I could get it here fast enough—instead, I’ll be rocking my old, hole-y, Broncos tank. Lucky? Anyway, a look at my favorite non-cheesy, not-super-orange Broncos gear available right now. Onesie not included, because, you know, I already gave one of those to a Broncos fan.