I ate a vegan cookie today. I think it probably contained the day’s worth of carbs, but that’s okay, because it was probably the single most delicious thing I have eaten in the past thee years. I’m pretty sure. It was an almond butter cookie from vegan bakery/coffeeshop/Toy Joy-neighbor Dhaba Joy. It was astounding. I wanted to buy another, and another, and another, and take them home and “save” them–that is, devour them in the car and feel guilty about it, but not so guilty that I stop eating the melty, crumbly, crunchy-soft, sweet, nutty, downright succulent cookie. Perfect texture, perfect taste. Go eat one. I can’t vouch for anything else in there, but I might sell my soul for another one of these almond peanut butter cookies… if it had less carbs, anyway. Mmmmmmm, cookie …