“I’d look like you if I gained 10 pounds!”
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says my mom, who we all know I love dearly.
After she asked my dad if she could get fat because she’s tired of working out and just wants to drink wine.
He told her no.
She asked if she could gain 10 pounds.
He said, “oh, sure!”
Because at 10 pounds she wouldn’t be fat.
She’d just look like me.
Thanks?